(Above: Adolf and Unity Mitford, back in the days when Royalty in the form of Edward VIII, nee the Duke of Windsor and the Mitfords knew a good ruler when they found one).
Tremendous news, and I owe it all to Hal G. P. Colebatch, and his sterling column Thought police muscle up in Britain.
For a long time, I'd been fearing that the hegemony of Christian thought still reined supreme in Britain, that fair, pleasant and green land which has given so much to Australian culture. After all Tony Blair on retiring from politics became a Catholic, and there's any number of other indicators that while Christianity in England retains its share of eccentrics (see the current Archbishop of Canterbury), but it's also a fact that Christopher Hitchens fled to America to practice his atheism (and his journalism).
Now it seems the Orwellian state has already arrived, and 1984 is in truth doublethink newspeak 2009. The centre will not hold, and totalitarianism is loosed upon the world.
Permissiveness as well as draconianism can be deployed to destroy socially accepted norms and values. The Royal Navy, for instance, has installed a satanist chapel in a warship to accommodate the proclivities of a satanist crew member. "What would Nelson have said?" is a British newspaper cliche about navy scandals, but in this case seems a legitimate question. Satanist paraphernalia is also supplied to prison inmates who need it.
Satanism lives, and with the official approval of Her Majesty's Navy, not to mention Her Majesty's Prisons!!
Colebatch seems a tad upset about this, but I'm guessing he's the kind of person we once labelled as "Concerned Citizen", who upon reading The Times and discovering something particularly problematic about society, would push his kippers aside, shout something like "Egad, that's damn impertinent" or "a liberty" or "a presumption", pick up his best fountain pen, and furiously scribble a missive in a fine hand denouncing the end of civilization as we know it. Only in blue black ink of course, and with a fine nib, as keen and sharp and cutting as his social insights.
Actually, I think Colebatch has performed a valuable service, and Australians should think of copying this inspirational aspect of British culture forthwith. For a long time, the Australian navy - lacking the original inspiration of rum, sodomy and the lash - settled for crashing their boats into each other, or into shore installations, and only managed a culture where officers wore frocks while off duty. And we're not just talking the female recruits.
Now it seems naval chappies can adopt a new religion, a faith that will steel them in the perilous hours of service dedicated to catching boat refugees - and won't a satanist chapel on board introduce the right frame of mind amongst any criminals they catch! Bow down to the antichrist you heathens, or no schooner of beer for you on Christmas Island.
As for prisoners, Satanist paraphernalia must be a much more healthy alternative than currently what's on offer in NSW prisons - especially mobile phones which allow them to carry on running their gangs outside the prison, while loaded up on the drugs regularly smuggled in so they can stay as high as kites. An hour of prayer to Satan would see them more relaxed and clear headed, and with less time, and perhaps even less inclination, to service the bitch boy conveniently located in the cell next door.
Ah those two great institutions, the Navy and the Prison Service, in the past dedicated to homosexuality but now free to seek redemption through Satanism.
Why am I so concerned about homosexuality? Well of course there's a lot of it about, and it's a dire threat to civilization as we know it. You might think that gays are just ordinary folks, but they are of course filthy perverts who remain a constant threat to the peaceful celebration of decent religious values like Satanism and Christianity (yes that's right folks, Christians believe in Satan, they just happen to think he's on the losing team, which to me is a bit like those naughty folk who cheer on Liverpool because they wear a demonic red).
Muslim parents who objected to young children being given books advocating same-sex marriage and adoption at one school last year had their wishes respected and the offending material withdrawn. This year, Muslim and Christian parents at another school objecting to the same material have not only had their objections ignored but have been threatened with prosecution if they withdraw their children.
Shocking. And what makes it doubly shocking? The Muslims had their way, but when Muslims and Christians get their shit together and collectively beat up on gay marriage, it's ruled out of court. How come Islamics can get a ruling one way, and Christians miss out the other?
But how's this for shocking?
The Government is pushing ahead with legislation that will criminalise politically incorrect jokes, with a maximum punishment of up to seven years' prison. The House of Lords tried to insert a free-speech amendment, but Justice Secretary Jack Straw knocked it out. It was Straw who previously called for a redefinition of Englishness and suggested the "global baggage of empire" was linked to soccer violence by "racist and xenophobic white males". He claimed the English "propensity for violence" was used to subjugate Ireland, Scotland and Wales, and that the English as a race were "potentially very aggressive".
Potentially very aggressive? No, never, or is that hardly ever? Seems to me I remember a time when England ruled the waves, and a helluva lot of other countries - they stuck their oar in all kinds of exotic lands, not just Ireland, Scotland and Wales, and if you like to think of a trouble spot in the world these days, the English would have been there at some point fucking it over (you know, like the India-Pakistan border, or large bits of Africa, or the Middle East, or the United States, or the French in Canada, or wherever else a colony could be founded, looted and pillaged). Still, it's a bit cheeky, a bit unseemly, a bit undignified to draw attention to that sort of thing, old chum.
Let me give you a flavor of the rest of Colebatch's column: thought-crimes, political correctness, black vegetarian Muslim asylum-seeking one-legged lesbian lorry drivers, Urdu speakers, racists, racial public order offence, racially motivated remarks, Paki boys and bin Ladens, skunks and teletubbies, political correctness, fierce teaching union leaders, witch-hunt trials, witches and candidates for burning (and not fags with faggots, might I add!), bishops not celebrating diversity, police function, official snoopers, homosexual residents, evidence of homophobia, religious scruples, like the East Germany of yore, betrayed in private conversations and reported to authorities, unelected or quasi-governmental bodies, unanswerable to electors, government helps drive it and condones it in a fudged and deniable manner.
The end result according to the top and the tail of the column?
Britain appears to be evolving into the first modern soft totalitarian state. As a sometime teacher of political science and international law, I do not use the term totalitarian loosely ...
... Any one of these incidents might be dismissed as an aberration, but taken together - and I have only mentioned a tiny sample; more are reported almost every day - they add up to a pretty clear picture.
... Any one of these incidents might be dismissed as an aberration, but taken together - and I have only mentioned a tiny sample; more are reported almost every day - they add up to a pretty clear picture.
Ah yes, who amongst us uses the term totalitarian loosely. Not with the new fascism to hand, and liberals leaders vigorously promoting the new fascism, and Obama a liberal fascist and England a totalitarian society, much like Hitler's Germany or Mussolini's Italy, and totally unlike the good old days when Oswald Mosley, 6th Baronet, founded the British Union of Fascists and sweet blonde Unity dreamed of marrying Adolf, until she settled for a botched suicide.
Perhaps you might think that under the Labor party it's a kind of Communist fascism, but according to Colebatch, Britain isn't Bolshevik, it's just that a campaign to alter people's psychology and create a new Homo britannicus is under way without even a fig leaf of disguise.
Not even a fig leaf! Not even a Vatican-approved figleaf to cover the genitals of these filthy perverted Satanist Fascists.
Frankly I don't know who to blame, but I do suspect that upstart shopkeeper's daughter, with her snobby speech patterns must share some of the blame, but I guess the rot really started way back when England actually let its colonial subjects into the country under the ruse that any member of the Empire or latterly the Commonwealth, had the benign protection of Her Majesty.
Well enough of that tommy rot, especially for homosexual persons and satanists, and politically correct types who can't understand just how awesomely funny it is to crack jokes about pillow biters and turd burglars. They're killing the laughter, my friends, killing it stone dead. That lesbian truck driver thing always cracked me up.
But wait, now that satanism is officially sanctioned by Her Majesty, will you join me in my campaign to have astrological readings made a part of primary and secondary curriculums? Perhaps instead of roll call? In fact I think a reading of star signs would make an excellent way to start off a parliamentary session rather than the mumbo jumbo of an Our Father.
Thank you Britain, and in particular Hal G. P. Colebatch. Now excuse me while I put on my grand father's moth-eaten black uniform, as modelled by Oswell Mosley.
Oh by the way almost forgot to mention it, the British National Party is currently accepting memberships from concerned citizens. They have fiercely appropriate policies on racial and immigration policies, on Islam and on homosexuality. (see Wikipedia here). They are absolutely politically incorrect, but remember they only accept whites ...
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